The Dugout Opening Days ’12: Baltimore Orioles
He’s not technically a Baltimore Oriole anymore, but when the O’s disassociate themselves from you you’re an Oriole until proven otherwise. From an AP report: SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP)...
View ArticleThis Is The Best Albert Pujols Photoshop You Will See This Week
Aw, at least your beard is neatly trimmed. Yesterday, I examined the slump of Albert Pujols and his inability to hit a home run so far this season, as he and his Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are...
View ArticleSports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments
It’s impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of ‘The Simpsons’. It’s the reason why most of us think what we think is funny is funny, whether we’ll admit it or not. It’s just as...
View ArticleTry Not To Remember This: ALF’s 1987 Bouillabaseball Cards
If you’re a regular reader of our Sports On TV column, it’d be possible to mistake me as a guy with great taste in television. I like to throw the “best show ever” tag around for ‘The Wire’ or season...
View ArticleSPHL Holds ‘Military Appreciation Night,’ Lets Its Goalies Murder Each Other
Test of strength! I have a new favorite MMA fight: SPHL goalies Ross MacKinnon and Kiefer Smiley ending ‘Military Appreciation Night’ with a post-buzzer brawl to settle the score after the Pensacola...
View ArticleHere’s An Emotional Breakdown Of Oregon Ducks Fans Today Presented By Ralph...
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???" *quack* Chances are you’ve probably already been buried by the news and Tweets that Chip Kelly is leaving the Oregon Ducks, despite previous claims that he would be...
View ArticleBarney’s Movie Had Heart, But Hockey Puck In The Groin Had A Hockey Puck In...
In a scene straight out of a wacky kids sports comedy, Montreal Canadiens goalie Carey Price took a warm-up shot to the junk and crumpled to the ice. I eagerly await the George C. Scott remake. (via...
View ArticleA Volkswagen Bus Has Committed To The University Of Hawaii
Being a fan of a college football team that puts more stock in stupid things like “graduating student athletes” and “focusing on educations”, I rarely pay attention to recruiting classes. Hell, half...
View ArticleVictor Martinez Pulled A Grandpa Simpson
Your browser does not support iframes. Kansas City’s Jeff Francoeur has a strong arm in right. Detroit’s Victor Martinez is not fast. Dude’s 34 years old, you know? He wasn’t fast a decade ago. But...
View ArticleHans Moleman Productions Presents Man Getting Hit By Baseball
And now, Cal State Fullerton’s extremely ‘Game Of Thrones’-named Austin Kingsolver getting a slider to the dick. Barney’s college baseball team had heart — but baseball in the groin had a baseball in...
View ArticleBarney’s Movie Had Heart, But Basketball In The Groin Had A Basketball In The...
By way of That NBA Lottery Pick comes this video of Luis Scola hitting Kevin Love in the groin with a basketball, and I think my favorite part is when Kevin Love gets hit in the groin with a...
View ArticleThat Throwing Kick Stunt Of Yours Has Boomeranged On Us
As Jim Croce once explained, there are some things you just don’t do, including: 1. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape. 2. Don’t pull the mask of the ol’ Lone Ranger. 3. Don’t stab Leroy Brown so many times...
View ArticleAbrasive, Politically-Charged Headline
Here’s one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag. From College Football Section (wait, what?): Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum visited LSU’s Alex Box Stadium over the weekend...
View ArticleJoe Namath On Tim Tebow Trade: 'It Was Just Vapor Lock'
Former New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath believes that there’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback, and he’d rather jog back to his car than fill in new Jet Tim Tebow. When...
View ArticleROFLMNBAO: Starbury's Still Got It!
With a 1.5 game lead over the Milwaukee Bucks for the 8th playoff spot in the East, it seems like the New York Knicks are in good position to at least make the playoffs. They’re still sitting at .500...
View ArticleTriple H’s Nickname For Ricardo Rodriguez Was Offensive And Totally Accurate
YouTube Late last month, WWE released Alberto Del Rio’s personal ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez. It was unfortunate — Ricardo had briefly become a fan favorite before being forgotten and abandoned by...
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